Backlogged New Year's Resolutions

At the start of 2010, I made multiple New Year's resolutions: be nicer to Neal, avoid eating desserts, and start a blog. Needless to say, I broke the first two within minutes of making them (I can't resist Skors bars and I'm sure Neal did something that deserved a good ranking on) and never even started the third. This year I couldn't think of any good resolutions to break- I steadfastly refuse to give up or cut back on any of my favorite vices: coffee, red wine and bad reality TV (all three of which are the only reason I get any grading done).

Mmm Jersey Shore- its like watching another species on Discovery Channel.

Therefore, I decided to make up some backlogged New Year's resolutions. Given I can't remember anything that occurred more than 2 years ago, this left the 2010 resolutions. However, I am now nicer to Neal because he's dating one of my friends and I refuse to waste food if desserts are placed in front of me. By default, that left the blog. Karen and I came up with the name given our recent obsession with the reality series Bridalplasty (if you've never heard of it, you are better for it- basically more and more contestants end up in wheelchairs and bandages as the show goes on- check out my favorite twisted contest: http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKz_8pxT1vc and also on The Soup at 2:17 http://http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=1id16E1DoP4). And since I haven't worked a full week since 2011 again (please note the photo from our driveway below), I have more than enough free time on my hands.

Yes that's a car under there. See the side view mirror?

So I would greatly recommend setting yourself up with some coffee, red wine or bad reality TV before viewing this blog- it will greatly enhance your blog reading experience.



Don't say I didn't warn you.